lesb1an:

shakespeareness:

fragilefaery:

jesusjack:

big lips and sexy legs

 I am a cat

I have Amy Lee’s voice. (haha I wish)

^^^^ hahahahahahahahaha

I just got off of work. I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do.

(Source: otomegane)

1. stereotypicaloxymoron reblogged this from getwelltsun and added:

   ((crest of the royal family of Hyrule t shirt)) …HOLY SHIT DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE THE POWER OF THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM...

2. nintendstar reblogged this from once-lerinpjs and added:

   How come every time I see this I’m wearing my Discord T-shirt? Oh well, CHOCOLATE RAIN FOR EVERYPONY!

3. thisis-thebeatthatmyheartskipped reblogged this from ocean-takes-me and added:

   I CAN PISS JAGERMEISTER!

4. ocean-takes-me reblogged this from aworldrunonhate and added:

   Grey atticus tee?

5. withoutpurposeordirection reblogged this from a-n-d-y-g-l-a-s-s and added:

   Back the fuck up, I’m in my ET shirt. Winning. Phoning home bitches.

6. a-n-d-y-g-l-a-s-s reblogged this from aworldrunonhate and added:

   I CAN DEFEND POP PUNK. Wait…everyone does that

7. aworldrunonhate reblogged this from supernoodlesforbreakfast and added:

   In my pajama’s, tops got The Thing, Wolverine, Iron man, Silver Surfer, Captain America, The Hulk, Spiderman and Cyclops...

8. supernoodlesforbreakfast reblogged this from tweak706 and added:

   Topless. I can make people naked… Can’t say I’ll complain with that.

9. denied-ration reblogged this from askzigzag and added:

   No shirt.. No powers then?

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12. fragile-wisp reblogged this from candys-killer and added:

    I have the power of nudity! Or boobs I guess. I only have bra on lolol. 8)

13. truesoprano reblogged this from destructionincarnate and added:

    I have Megadeth powers. Oh shit.

14. everbreathe reblogged this from destructionincarnate and added:

    The power to hug life? Cool

15. destructionincarnate reblogged this from coffeepress42 and added:

    Death Note t-shirt…I HAVE A DEATH NOTE! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

16. coffeepress42 reblogged this from savethewales and added:

    “I am deeply and profoundly impressed with myself.” Am I Tony Stark? Am I…. Iron Man?

17. general-fluffy reblogged this from thatoneedudee and added:

    But what does it mean if I’m only wearing a bra?

18. smileeforallthemhaterss reblogged this from thatoneedudee and added:

    I am the boston red sox.

19. aphroditespoison reblogged this from vampireforestfiree
20. vampireforestfiree reblogged this from wolfymcbubblehorn and added:

    Plaid? Flannel? ……I’M A LUUUMMBERJAAAACK

21. thatoneedudee reblogged this from emmabee96
22. theannisamirahh reblogged this from myungsoo-anon
23. hedorumcakes reblogged this from zombeetle and added:

    Mine has Mickey and Minnie Mouse… Monarch Delta, of course!

24. genericlanoxinonline reblogged this from igotmyclothesfromthetoiletstore
25. sarcasticpsychic reblogged this from rainekitty and added:

    Supergirl, Wonder Woman,...Batgirl… I’m okay with

26. moriens-der-lyset reblogged this from ara-hamako and added:

    My shirt is covered with various instruments… I AM THE SYMPHONY MASTER MUAHAHA!

27. teapartyofthemad reblogged this from cleshtar and added:

    ….I have the power to summon a stampede of Indian painted horses at will…. Sweeeeet!

28. yggdrasilly reblogged this from ara-hamako and added:

    I am The Flash! But I am also Pikachu! sweet

29. ara-hamako reblogged this from aras-choice-ass and added:

    I’m a Heartless? Not sure if want. o_o

30. aras-choice-ass reblogged this from fallendeath13 and added:

    Shit, let’s be Lanterns.

31. aras-choice-ass liked this
32. emmabee96 reblogged this from the-sauerkraut
33. boundandchained reblogged this from inimicaldolly and added:

    AM THE PUMPKIN KING QUEEN KING

34. starbelliedscreech liked this
35. alloftheeverywhere reblogged this from squeeedles and added:

    PARAMORE AWAYYYYYYY

36. squeeedles reblogged this from darkskittypower and added:

    i guess i have aeropostale powers. fight me.

37. fallendeath13 reblogged this from iarteest and added:

    I AM NYAN CAT!! !

38. iarteest reblogged this from bitchslappingpanda and added:

    OH MY GOD. YEEEEESSSS

39. lotoflances liked this
40. bitchslappingpanda reblogged this from gay-constellations and added:

    penguin sporting sunglasses. Awesome?!

41. justineatsbread reblogged this from ill-be-your-scapegoat
42. wyervan reblogged this from lady-lycan and added:

    Black & White Striped… … … Awesome Mime Powers ACTIVATE. …

43. lacavernadeltroll reblogged this from pelandobananas
44. teaandponies reblogged this from dragonmutt and added:

    MEINCRAFT. I’m good at going on adventures, crafting things, surviving the night and Mining I guess~

45. encautilada liked this
46. encautilada reblogged this from robasonrisas and added:

    Yo tengo una Nirvana. ¿Significa que

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